Hero of the Beach
BUT... WHERE DOES THE TOP GO?
WHERE DID
IT COME
FROM?
FOOLS! YOU THINK YOUR SWIMSUITS HIGH-CUT?
AT A SUIT CUT HIGHER THAN THE MORTAL MIND CAN COMPREHEND!
FUCK, I TELL YOU MORTAL MINDS CAN'T COMPREHEND
TREMBLE IN AWE
SO... WHY DID YOU ANSWER THIS PARTICULAR PRAYER?
HOW DO YOU
PUT IT ON?
FIRST THING YOU DO IS TRY TO COMPREHEND?
I DUNNO
NO-ONE WAS PRAYING FOR IT NOT TO HAPPEN,
I GUESS
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- suit up
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- I'm here for the really specific tan-lines