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Drizzle

2018-02-18 · 2 pages

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HEY! IT SEEMS SOME GOD IS DESTROYING THE WORLD BY FLOOD

ONLY PEOPLE WITH BOATS ARE GOING TO SURVIVE

AND YOU'RE HERE TO SAVE US?

SO WE HAVE TO BE VERY PRACTICAL

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SO YOU'RE ONLY TAKING HOT BABES?

EXACTLY. DO YOU HAVE ANY THERE?

YES BUT WE DON'T HAVE ROOM FOR EVERYONE

SURE.

ALL THE REALLY GOOD ONES ARE DOWNSTAIRS

THINK ABOUT THE FUTURE OF HUMANITY

MAYBE PUT ON A LITTLE PARADE AND WE'LL PICK WHO GETS TO LIVE

Alt text
water from space
Tooltip
It rains on the just and the unjust. Not on the umjust, though. They have umbrellas.

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FUCK YOU, SHITPURSE!

HEH. THEY TAKE AGES, DON'T THEY?

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BKOOOM!

I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M GOING TO DIE A VIRGIN

THE WORLD IS BETTER DEAD THAN FULL OF YOUR FILTHY SPAWN

YEAH, WELL GOD FUCKS US ALL IN THE END

Alt text
most of the water fell from the sky but some arrived by water taxi.
Tooltip
Post-flood, the earth had a big mold problem.