Mark of the Funpire
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'M AFFN FUN. FUKKEM.
FUKKIN'
FUKKERS DUNNO TH' MEANING OF FUN.
FUUUUUUN!! FFFUUUUNNNNN!!!!
NO NOO NOOO! IT GOT YOU AS WELL?
THE FUNPIRE! THE FUNPIRE THAT FEEDS ON US!
...AND THAT'S WHY YOU HAVE TO KEEP HAVING FUN ALL THE TIME!
TH' FUCK YOU TALKIN' BOUT?
COME AND SEE!
OTHERWISE THE FUNPIRE STRIKES!
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- Drunken surliness. Close enough to fun.
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- A bottle of your finest 'drinking alone,' barkeep
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CON
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OKAY- SO-
WASSIS FUNPIRE LOOK LIKE?
SCRATCHES ON TH' COCK. FUNPIRE DO THAT?
FWEEEEEEE
NOBODY'S SEEN IT! WE DIDN'T EVEN KNOW IT WAS A FUNPIRE 'TIL WE TOOK A LUCKY GUESS
FORTUNE BE PRAISED!
LEECHES
OH NO! THAT WAS THE DOCTOR!
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- These are just diagnostic leeches.
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- Nobody suspected the doctor was a Womble.
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PA
NOTHING SUSPICIOUS THERE.
HOO
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- In which several things fill with blood.
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- 'Gnawbones' is another term for doctor. Or 'sawbones.' I forget.