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FESTIVAL FOOLS
THE Golden peach
BARDEUD
MY LACK OF FUN IS HURTING ME PROFESSIONALLY
DO YOU DO FUN HERE?
JUST MAKE YOUR WAY TO BATH CHAMBER NUMBER TWO
WHY YES. FUN IS DEFINITELY A SERVICE WE CAN PROVIDE.
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- it's tax deductible
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- Will you people be quiet? We're trying to run a brothel.
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OH NO!
DID YOU HEAR THAT? SOMETHING SINISTER IS STIRRING IN THE WATER!
OH GOD! I HOPE IT'S NOT...
THE FUCKTOPUS!.
IT'S JUST SOMEBODY IN THE BATH.
WHO'S READY FOR MY SLITHERY TENTACLES?
IF YOU SO MUCH AS TOUCH ME, I WILL PUNCH YOUR FACE
SOLIBBA LUBBA LIBBA
HO HO HOOO! I AM THE FUCKTOPUS AND I LOOOOVE
TITTIES!
SORRY, DID YOU JUST SAY "LET'S GET SOAPY?"
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- when mollusks attack
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- The fucktopus' only natural predator is the sperm whale
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CLEARLY FUN IS NOT FOR YOU. PLEASE NEVER RETURN
YOU CAN'T STOP ME HAVING FUN, YOU KNOW!
Golden Peach BORDELLO
Golden Peach BORDELLO
I DON'T NEED YOU TO HAVE ZA GOOD TIME!
Peach
WHAAAT'S THIS?olden YOU FUCKERS SOME KIND OF CULT?
BORDELLO
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- the bells are so they don't catch birds.
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- I shall make my own fun. In a tree. Out of sticks and mud.