the Magma Chamber
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OOOH
MIGHTY FIRE MOUNTAIN TAKE THIS SACRIFICE TO BE YOUR BRIDE
VOLCANO GOD SAYS HE'S GAY
VOLCANO GOD IS A SMOKING ISLAND IN THE MIDDLE OF FUCKING NOWHERE
OKAY I'LL TELL HIM BUT HE ISN'T GOING TO LIKE IT
SEND HOT BOY SACRIFICES BK-KRUUUMM RRKMMM
DOES HE REALLY THINK HE CAN BE PICKY?
- Alt text
- if that ring of fire doesn't clear up, see a doctor
- Tooltip
- the three types of volcano and what to get them for their birthday
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HE SAYS THROW IN TWENTY POTENTIAL
BRIDES
EACH WEEK ONE WILL BE ELIMINATED 'TIL THE REMAINING SACRIFICE MARRIES HIM
WHAT IS THIS BULLSHIT?
...WINNER WILL RULE THE LOST CITY OF GOLD, WHICH HE'LL RAISE FROM THE SEA FLOOR
MALE, FEMALE, INTERSEX, LIVING STATUE, TALKING FISH. MIX IT UP
MAKING US RICH BEYOND OUR DREAMS
IS THAT
A YES?
DOES... HE GO FOR OLDER GUYS WITH A THING FOR CEREMONIAL HEAD-DRESSES?
I'LL
ASK
WHO THE FUCK DOES HE THINK HE IS?
- Alt text
- sorry to vent
- Tooltip
- If you're a volcano god, always tell your lover when you're about to erupt