Tasty Figs
DEITIES-
WHO GETS THEM? I CAN'T EAT THE FORBIDDEN FRUIT
BUT GOD THINKS IT'S HOT WHEN SHE DOES?
WHAT IF SHE SUCKED ONE AND SPAT IT IN YOUR MOUTH?
AW! NOOOO! COME ON- THAT'S JUST NASTY!
BUT... WHO WILL MILK THE FORBIDDEN TREE?
NOT YOU, THAT'S FOR SURE!
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I... CAN'T EVEN LOOK AT YOU PEOPLE. GET OUT,
I'LL MAKE SOME OTHER ANIMAL THAT ISN'T A PERVERT
GOD CAN'T OBJECT TO THAT, RIGHT?
AWWW YEAH. SUCK DOWN THAT SWEET NECTAR,
BABY
- Alt text
- the forbidden fruit salad is like 5% forbidden at most
- Tooltip
- Is this evil fruit GMO free?