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Standing Ovulation

2017-09-01

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IF YOU DO DAD JOKES DURING SEX, IT PROVES TO GOD YOU'RE READY FOR CHILDREN

GLAD TO BE OF CERVIX

BETTER FELLATE THAN FENEVER

CUNT ARGUE WITH THAT

SO YOU'RE WAY MORE FERTILE

GOOD THINGS COME IN SMALL PACKAGES

WAIT-THAT WAS

STUPID, RIGHT? I SHOULD

IT'S CONCEIVABLE

HAVE COME INSIDE YOU

NO, STOP IT. I'M NOT IN THE MOOD ANY MORE

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pun-drunk love
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why don't ghosts do more dad jokes?