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Knights and Knaves

2018-10-07

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BEHIND ONE DOOR, A TREASURE, BEHIND THE OTHER, CERTAIN DEATH!

YOU MAY TAKE EITHER DOOR

MMN

PLUNDER HOMEWARES

est ye well ander

YOU MAY ASK ONE QUESTION BUT...

HEY! HEY!

HANG ON!

I DIDN'T MEAN YOU COULD LITERALLY TAKE A DOOR

BUT WHICH WILL YOU CHOOSE?

ALL BATHROOM ITEMS ARE 90 PERCENT OFF TODAY!

AND IF YOU PUNCH THE OWNER IN THE FACE YOU GET A FREE FRUIT PIE!

WELL YOU LITERALLY SAID WE COULD

YEAH, DON'T PAY ANY ATTENTION TO THE DOOR. IT ALWAYS LIES

NEW LOOT FROM THE CITADEL

OF

DISMAY

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Deadly guardians! Nasty drafts!
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It's amazing how many kitchen uses there are for a sphere of annihilation.