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The Pointy end

2018-10-14

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YOU CANNOT WIN

OH MY GOD!

ME TOO!

I HAVE TRAINED IN THE SWORD EVERY WAKING HOUR SINCE CHILDHOOD

WE MUST HAVE SO MUCH IN COMMON!

I'VE NEVER HAD SEX BEFORE. I DON'T EVEN REALLY KNOW HOW

YOU WERE REALLY GOOD

ME NEITHER. MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST SWORDFIGHT INSTEAD?

I'M NOT JUST SAYING THAT

Alt text
the art of stabbing
Tooltip
Just because you engage an enemy doesn't mean you have to marry them.