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Riddle of the Sphinct

2018-09-30

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OKAY, I'VE LOST A SEX TOY UP MY BUTT

CAN YOU GET IT OUT FOR ME? IT'S A WEDDING

GIFT

00- WHEN'S THE WEDDING?

MY HAND'S TOO BIG. WAIT A MINUTE

IT'S LIKE A VACUUM BACK THERE AND IT JUST GOT PULLED IN

NEXT WEEKEND

SO THERE'S A GNOME UP INSIDE YOU WITH NO PANTS ON.

THE VACUUM! THE VACUUM!

PROBABLY ON A FANTASTIC JOURNEY OF SOME KIND

YEAH, NOT SO MUCH

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