atonement
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MY PARENTS ARE DEAD! THE PATH OF VENGEANCE HAS LED ME HERE!
I HAVE EMBRACED ENLIGHTENMENT
FUCKED NOSTALGIA AND REGRET
I HAVE SUCKED THE COCK OF INEVITABILITY
GRAPPLED WITH HOPE
AND Y'KNOW WHAT? YOU METAPHORS ARE SHIT!
PERHAPS YOU ARE TAKING US TOO LITERALLY
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- figures of speech
- Tooltip
- Haven't sucked the cock of inevitability yet? No rush.
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I AM AN
WHAT...ALLEGORY FOR ALLEGORY ITSELF
I'M NOT GOING TO FUCK YOU
THEN SADLY ALLEGORIES ARE NOT FOR YOU
PERHAPS IT'S EASY ANSWERS YOU SEEK
EASY ANSWERS
MY PARENTS WERE KILLED BY...
THEY FAKED THEIR OWN DEATHS TO GET RID OF YOU
ON ACCOUNT OF YOU'RE A PRAT.
WHAT? WHERE...
WHAT! NO! WAIT! WHERE ARE THEY?
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- Talk literal to me
- Tooltip
- I used to live somewhere nicer but was chased off by a cautionary tale.
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ANSWER BOOTH'S CLOSED!
SWER
EAS NSWE
100NK
SORRY, I'M DONE WITH ANALOGIES.
OH. UM... IF YOU'RE NERVOUS, WE
EEEEEEEEEEE!
COULD START
WITH TEA.
LADY, MY HUMBLEST APOLOGIES FOR STABBING YOU RECENTLY,
THAT'S OKAY! WOULD YOU LIKE TO COME
TO THE BOUDOIR?
OH! YOU SHOULD HAVE SAID IT WAS YOUR BIRTHDAY!
HUMPA
HUMPA
HUMPA
HUMPA
HUMPA
you
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- Yetis. Masters of disguise.
- Tooltip
- Is it just me or is the Birthday Gibbon getting rougher every year?