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the Fire of God

2012-03-11 · 2 pages

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IT'S

NO GOOD! IT'LL GET US AND WE'LL ALL DIE!

NO! HAVE FAITH! I'M SURE WE'LL TRIUMPH THROUGH LUCK!

BOCOON

I AM MORAG THE IMMORTAL

GOSH! AND YOU'RE ACTUALLY IMMORTAL?

WE WERE ELITE WARRIORS OF THE GOD SITHRAK, BOUND TO SERVE FOR ALL ETERNITY

AFTER SITHRAK'S DEATH, EACH OF US CHOSE A PATH WE THOUGHT WOULD MATCH OUR GOD'S WISHES

YOUR TROUBLES ARE OVER

I FIGHT FOR THE CHURCH. ANY CHURCH, ANY CREED. FOR CENTURIES I HAVE MADE WAR FOR THE PIOUS AGAINST THE UNGODLY

WELL ACTUALLY, WE DON'T HAVE A GOD

Alt text
He's been clutching that cake for a week.
Tooltip
Sithrak could have saved some bloodshed by leaving a will.

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WE BELIEVE THE

WHAT? WORLD HAPPENED FORTUNE

BY CHANCE, SO WE

BE

WORSHIP LUCK!

PRAISED!

SO IF YOU'RE NOT A RELIGION WHY ARE YOU WEARING CASSOCKS?

WE SPUN A WHEEL TO DECIDE THE OUTFIT

HA HAA! WHAT THE BROTHER MEANS TO SAY IS WE'RE A RELIGION

AND WE NEED HELP! A FUNPIRE HAS BEEN PREYING ON US! ONLY A HANDFUL REMAIN!

VERY WELL. I WILL TAKE ON YOUR CAUSE. I WILL FIGHT FOR WHAT PASSES AS YOUR GOD.

I WILL STOKE THE HOLY FIRES OF RETRIBUTION TO CONSUME THOSE WHO WOULD DESTROY YOU!

YAAAAAY!

THE

LUCKY ONES!

Alt text
Fortune favours the alive.
Tooltip
Sometimes God says 'snake eyes'