Funstrike
Page 1
UH OH
OKAY, UM- NOW THERE MIGHT BE A BIT OF BLOOD COMING OUT OF YOUR COCK.
WHAT? WHAT'S UH OH?
- Alt text
- deathblow
- Tooltip
- ...then the fun vortex opened up, or as we call it, the funnel
Page 2
OKAY, THERE'S QUITE A LOT OF BLOOD
DON'T PANIC- I'VE SEEN THIS BEFORE
I CAN'T LOSE MY COCK! I NEED MY FUCKING COCK!
I CAN FIX THIS! YOU JUST HAVE TO DO WHAT I SAY!
TELL ME SOMETHING ELSE ABOUT THE CURLY SWORD
FUCK
NO NO NO BULLSHIT!
WHAT? NO!
THE CURLY SWORD
IS BULLSHIT!
WE JUST SAY THAT TO TRICK THE HEROES
WELL, WHAT DOES KILL THE FUN GOD?
YOU NEED A FAKE SWORD! CARDBOARD OR BLUNT WOOD!
THE FUN GOD IS THE GOD OF FAKES!
WHAT? WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO?
YEAH! NOW THAT'S A PROPER GOOD SECRET!
FIX MY COCK! COME OOOON!
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- Menstruation for men.
- Tooltip
- The horned lizard can shoot blood from its eyes. Wonder if it can do its cock as well.
Page 3
THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH YOUR STUPID COCK. I JUST SPAT BLOOD UP IT.
I... HAVE NEVER BEEN THIS HAPPY
WANT ME TO SUCK THE LAST OF THAT BLOOD OUT?
OH,
BOING
WOULD
YOU?
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- pants on, funspears out.
- Tooltip
- Don't fuck with Hooke's law.