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the sword that cannot be sheathed

2012-06-17 · 2 pages

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HALT! BEFORE YOU PASS, YOU MUST ANSWER...

A STICK

PASS

ww

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fetch quest
Tooltip
Watch out for those funspikes. They'll impale you hilariously.

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I FINISHED MY COSTUME! IT TOOK AGES!

WELL, YOU'RE

BUT... IT'S A SEXY

GHOUL COSTUME!

TOO LATE. HE'S SEDUCED. DE-SECRETED

AND YOU COULD PUT BLOOD ON IT TO MAKE IT EXTRA SPOOKY!

SERIOUSLY, GETTING BLOOD EVERYWHERE ISN'T GOING TO HELP SEDUCE...

WHOOO... WILL I EAT THE FLESH OF THE DEAD OR SEDUCE THE LIVING TODAY?

FUCK. OKAY.

HELP ME PUT IT ON. I'M GONNA RE-SEDUCE HIM IN CASE HE REMEMBERS SOMETHING ELSE

000

YAAAAY!

Alt text
do the sexy ghoul voice.
Tooltip
New secrets can build up in about half an hour.