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Cour
WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME THIS WAS ON?
ZADED
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- Like a frontshow but more demure
- Tooltip
- All that glitters is not gold. Gold is a fuckload easier to get rid of.
Page 2
WHEEL OF SWEARING
BAL
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NATWADDLE
FUCKNINNY
WACK-AM
JELLY GEMITLING!!
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- Screw you, jellygolem. I'll be back with a cakebeast.
- Tooltip
- Every child wins a prize! Also, children strictly prohibited.
Page 3
FUUUUCK
YEAH, BUT
NOT FOR TWELVE HOURS!
FOR FUCK'S SAKE
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I'M HUNGRY AND I MISS MY LITTLE GUYS. I NEED TO GO IN AND RESCUE THEM NOW
HEY, SCREW YOU GUYS! I BURGLE THIS PLACE ALL THE TIME-I'LL JUST GO IN A WINDOW!
HEY! THIS IS WHERE THE FAKE GOD COMES OUT, RIGHT?
SORRY, NO ENTRY
YOU THINK YOU CAN MAKE ME BE TOO EARLY? FUCK YOU! I'M GONNA HIDE AND WAIT!
HA! GOOD ONE!
I'M GONNA WATCH FROM THE SHADOWS AND LEARN ALL YOUR SECRETS!
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- A drop of predawn trickles from the day
- Tooltip
- Secret 1: the higher you sleep, the better. Cats already know this.