Feral Chic
CIVILISED WOMEN ADORE BARBARIANS
AWESOME!
BUT... IT'S STILL OKAY TO FUCK THEM, RIGHT?
YOU WAKE ONE DAY THINKING 'MAYBE SHE'D LIKE IT IF I DIDN'T SMELL LIKE HORSE SHIT ALWAYS
NO! ADORATION IS WEAK! UNLIKE THE HARD-EDGED SONG OF STEEL AND SADDLE
I DON'T KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT THAT
NO! FOR FUCKING CAN LEAD TO FONDNESS! AND FONDNESS TO CONSIDERATION!
IF YOU START HAVING FEELINGS, IT'S TIME TO SLIT YOUR BATTLE- HARDENED EYES AND WALK OFF INTO THE TRACKLESS WASTES
AND ON THAT DAY, THE HARD-EDGE STEEL SADDLE SONG DIES IN YOUR HEART
AND IN THE TRACKLESS WASTES I JUST HAVE A BIG WANK OR SOMETHING?
SUCH A BIG ONE. THE TRACKLESS WASTES ARE FULL OF DRIED BARBARIAN SPUNK
AND YOU NEVER WILL
IN PLACES IT'S STARTING TO LOOK LIKE TRACKS
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- Manners make the man mad
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- Environmentally aware barbarians carry a jizz rag