Finger bun
WHAT USE ARE MY HARD-EARNED SEX SKILLS WHEN THESE NEW FUCKBAKERIES SELL SEXUAL SATISFACTION IN DELICIOUS PASTRY FORM? FUCK CAKES
UGH- THIS IS AWFUL!
FUUUUUCK! JUST BECAUSE I'M NOT INTO YOUR STUPID PAIN CAKE DOESN'T MEAN I'M A BLUSHING VIRGIN!
TRY OUR NEW BDSM CAKES!
SORRY-
HAVE YOU TRIED OUR HORSE BUKKAKE CAROB MUFFINS?
YOU HAVE TO PERSIST-ONCE YOU'RE USED TO THEM THEY'RE THE BEST!
EWWW- CAROB
NO, SERIOUSLY- THIS JUST ISN'T FOR ME
SURE-WE'VE GOT SOME NICE MISSIONARY VANILLA SPONGE
HONESTLY-TRY THE SPONGE CAKE. IT'S NOTHING TO BE ASHAMED OF
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- Friands with benefits
- Tooltip
- The baker's oven is a metaphor for the vagina. The baker's vagina is just a vagina.