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Erstwhile

2017-05-28

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DIE, SORCERER!

DOLT! YOU THINK TO SLAY A CHRONOTURGE SO SIMPLY?

PREVIOUSLY

SEE? I LIVE ON

...IN THE PAST!

EARLIER

YOU WEREN'T

DIE! DIE!

LONG AGO

EVEN AT

DIE!

DIYEEEE!

THIS

DIE!

PARTY!

CEASE THIS

WAS NOW

THEN DIE

AGAIN, FREAK!

HA HAAAA! TOO LATE!

LEST I NEED TO FUCK YOUR DADDY AND GIVE BIRTH TO YOU

I... WOULD SPARE FATHER THAT, IF FUCKING YOU IS CONFUSING AS MURDERING YOU

JUST TO CONTINUE

OH, IT'S SOO MUCH

THIS FIGHT

WORSE

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I have so many former lovers I haven't fucked yet.