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Hygiene

2017-06-04

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GOOD WORK! YOU HAVE

CELEBRITY

YOU MUST STICK

ME STRAIGHT UP

DISCOVERED THE LEGENDARY

YOU WITHOUT SO

THAT'S KINDA NASTY

GOSSIP CONCERNING

I'M STICKING YOU RIGHT IN MY KNOTTY

WOOD-HOLE

MUCH AS A WIPE

LOST DONG!

CEDRIC THE FAIR!

WHAT'S THE

SECRET?

AND A GREAT SECRET WILL BE REVEALED

PSM R TRAN FRESMM TR PT DRESSTM IF HSSISSM FRE

LOUDER, PLEASE!

OH MY GOD! CEDRIC NEEDS ME!

WHAT'S THIS SECRET ABOUT?

I LOVE HIM! MMN... OKAY

HEAR YE HEAR YE!

CEDRIC ENGAGED TO TREE WITH FILTHY DILDO STUCK IN IT

FFT. SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME

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you don't look very lost
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I'm the town crier who usually does news but our celebrity gossip crier has typhoid.