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Double Blind

2017-05-21

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YOU HAVE TRAVELLED FAR AND ENDURED MUCH, MORTAL

OKAY, I HAVE AN ENVELOPE HERE WITH A PICTURE INSIDE

ARE YOU INSANE?

I'M COMPARING ORACLES

YOU MAY ASK THE ORACLE ONE QUESTION

FUUUUUCK JUST LOOK AT THE PICTURE YOURSELF, WISEASS

WHAT'S THE PICTURE OF?

SURE. UNLESS I CAN ADD FUSSY, JOYLESS IN FRONT OF 'WISEASS'

MMN- ANSWER TECHNICALLY CORRECT, TEMPLE LARGE AND CLEAN

GOSH, THANKS! WHAT'S THE PICTURE OF, BY THE WAY?

IS THAT YOUR ANSWER?

SEVEN OUT OF TEN

I'LL RATE YOUR ANSWER TO HELP WISDOM-SEEKERS DECIDE WHO TO VISIT

A

SHIT, I NEVER

GIRAFFE

WOULD HAVE

GOT THAT

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Prophecies were ambiguous and self-fulfilling. Wouldn't go again unless fated to.