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2024-02-18

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WE'VE ALL HEARD OF PEOPLE BEING PUT TO DEATH FOR ADULTERY

HURRY PYTHAGORAS!

SO MY CLIENT, IF FOUND GUILTY

MATH! MATH!

MATH! MATH!

OF MURDER, SHOULD

BE PUBLICLY FUCKED

THAT'S JUST MATH

MATH! MATH! MATH! MATH!

I'M AFRAID WE'RE TOO LATE

NUMBER FUCKING?

NO

YOU MUST EXPLAIN MATH TO AN UNRULY MOB!

MATH! MATH! MATH! MATH!

WE'LL HAVE TO CALL MATH SOMETHING ELSE NOW

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Sweaty abacus
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Don’t end up just another statistic