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2024-02-11

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WHAT BRINGS YOU TO THE WILD FOREST, WANDERER?

I FUCKING HATE THIS

BUT DARK FORCES THREATEN TO DESTROY OUR BELOVED WOODS!

ALL WE LOVE IS IMPERILED!

CAN'T I JUST SHAVE MY PUSSY WITHOUT AN ALLEGORICAL ADVENTURE?

THAT'S LITERALLY ME TRYING TO SHAVE MY OWN PUBES

IF YOU DON'T YOU'LL BE TRAPPED IN THIS ALLEGORY!

HELP US STRANGER!

WHY WOULD I HELP YOU?

REAL-WORLD YOU LEFT DROOLING OVER YOUR SEMI-SHAVEN MINGE

YOU OKAY

IN THERE?

Alt text
Wish I was just deciduous
Tooltip
I should have stayed in the wetlands