the mystery
LORD, THEY SAY YOU'RE INEFFABLE BUT YOU SEEM LIKE JUST SOME GUY
I'M MORE A FIGUREHEAD
LIKE A SYSTEM AND A MOMENT AND A DISASTER AND A MIRACLE AND A CAKE
I... WHAT?
THAT'S A MASSIVE OVERSIMPLIFICATION
TOTALLY KNOWABLE
ACTUAL GOD IS PRETTY... ABSTRACT
BUT... IF GOD'S A CAKE,
WHO MADE THE CAKE?
THEY'RE NOT READY
I KNOW. IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE
THAT'S WHY YOU TALK TO SOME BEARDY GUY
OKAY, THANKS
AH WELL. COUPLE MORE AEONS
- Alt text
- God’s essence is vanilla essence
- Tooltip
- Turns out ‘ineffable’ isn’t a polite way of saying ‘unfuckable’