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2017-05-14

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PART MY PUSSY LIPS LIKE THEY'RE FIGHTING

JAM IT IN LIKE YOUR COCK'S ON FIRE

RIDE ME LIKE YOU FUCK HORSES

SUCK IT LIKE YOU BREATHE

PUSSY

RING THAT SHINY BELL LIKE THERE'S A FIRE

AW GOD YES I'M GONNA-

I'M TOO CLOSE!

COMING LIKE A TENTFUL

OF MEAT

NOT WITHOUT A SIMILE!

IT DOESN'T HAVE TO MAKE SENSE!

BADGERS!

NOW CLEAN UP LIKE THIS MESS IS WHOLLY YOUR FAULT

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like you as it
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"fuck me like a beast" is too unspecific. Give me a phylum.