Cryophilia
I MADE ICE GOLEMS TO GUARD THE FROST SAPPHIRE BUT THE PROBLEM IS THEY DEGENERATE OVER TIME
THEY'LL KEEP REPRODUCING SO THERE'LL ALWAYS BE GUARDIANS
WHAT... BUT... MY GUARDIANS! THERE SHOULD BE HUNDREDS OF THEM!
SO I GAVE THEM THE POWER OF SEX
LOOKS LIKE THEY INVENTED PORN AND JUST STOPPED BREEDING
SOMEBODY DID THIS! WHO DID THIS?
FRIGID
NO! HOW DID THEY GET ACCESS TO PAPER? TO LITHOGRAPHY?
ICEMAN
AW YEAH. YOU BLOW THAT REFRESHING LOAD FOR ME, BABY
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- I brought the crampons, baby
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- Now they're all just rising damp