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AW YEAH-
COVER ME IN HOT PREAMBLE
UM- SORRY?
YOU KNOW-PREAMBLE! AN OPENING PARAGRAPH STATING WHAT YOU HOPE TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS FUCK
YOU KNOW WHAT? THIS SEEMS TOO DIFFICULT. I'LL JUST HAVE A WANK INSTEAD
NO! NO NO! NO!
HEY!
NO!
NOW.
PREAMBLE, FUCKER. MAKE IT GOOD.
I DON'T KNOW! I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WANT WITH THIS FUCK ANY MORE!
WELL, YOU'RE NEVER GOING TO GET LAID WITH THAT ATTITUDE
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