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The Abyss

2013-03-31

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HELP US THAUMATURGE! AN EVIL ARMY IS MASSING AT OUR BORDER!

'EVIL' IS A SLIPPERY WORD. TO THE GOBLINS, HUMANS ARE EVIL FOR OCCUPYING THEIR ANCIENT HOMELAND

WELL THAT'S DIFFERENT THEN

BUT THEY'RE BEING TOTAL DICKS!

GOOD AND EVIL ARE RELATIVE BUT BEING A DICK CAN NOT BE ALLOWED

OOOH!

HA HAAA!

EAT SHIT, CHARRED

WHAT HAVE I BECOME?

GOBLIN CORPSES!

BAAAW! THAT'S WHAT YOUR ORPHANS SOUND LIKE!

Alt text
the bad kind of dicks
Tooltip
Be yourself. Unless you're a dick. Is there some kind of test?