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Razzle-dazzle

2014-11-16

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OKAY, NOW JUMP OUT AND STUN THE SCORPIONS WITH YOUR STUNNING GOOD LOOKS!

OH, DON'T BE MODEST! GET UP THERE AND SHOW 'EM YOUR STUFF

THAT'S JUST A FIGURE OF SPEECH. I CAN'T LITERALLY STUN THINGS

YOU JUST WANT TO ESCAPE WHILE THEY ATTACK ME

YOU CAN GO AND STUN THE SCORPIONS OR I CAN CUT YOUR FUCKING THROAT

GO,

YOU

FUCK!

DON'T MAKE ME DO THIS

GO!

LAST CHANCE TO BACK

DOWN

NEVER PULL A KNIFE ON SOMEBODY HOT,

FUCKER

Alt text
Sure, a giant scorpion looks like a great place to hang your jacket...
Tooltip
you think you can guess a scorpion's star sign, but usually you can't