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A Capital Punishment

2009-12-06 · 2 pages

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AH!

OUR WOULD-BE ASSASSIN!

"I WAS JUST TAKING MY POISON DARTS FOR A STROLL ON YOUR ROOF"?

NO?

GOOD FOR YOU.

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I think 'assassin' has room for one extra 'ass'
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Tales of the soft-hearted sniper.

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MAY AS WELL PRESERVE YOUR DIGNITY.

I WILL ESCAPE THESE CHAINS, TYRANT, AND I WILL KILL YOU!

BZARICH

tu

KILL?

KILL?

IN THREE HOURS TIME, YOU'LL BEG ME TO...

FREE

FORTUNE

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We're having a competition to name that torture device.
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A Falcon isn't just for Christmas.