The Obituator
WAR LOOMS, BUT FEAR NOT! THE DWARVES ARE FORGING A WONDROUS SWORD TO RALLY OUR FORCES!
OKAY, SO FIRST UP, IT'S THE SIZE OF A PLOW, WHICH IS AWESOME!
AND HERE IS WHERE YOU STRAP A LIVE VIPER!
TO BITE WHILE YOU
SMITE!
ON THE BACK IS THIS HUGE COCK!
THIS IS THE BIT THAT FLIES OFF AND CUTS UP THEIR FACES!!
YOU GOT NO WIFE? NO PROBLEM! WE'LL MAKE YOU ONE!
WE'VE
DECIDED TO TRY DIPLOMACY.
IT COMES ALIVE AT NIGHT AND FUCKS YOUR WIFE!
WITH A HUGE COCK!
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- Alt text
- A sword with at least four plusses
- Tooltip
- the dwarves were the lowest bidder