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Sanctuary

2009-12-13

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THIEF! THIEEEF!

QUICKLY! THIS WAY!

I HAVE DIPLOMATIC PRIVILEGE! THEY CAN'T ARREST YOU IF YOU'RE IN MY EMBASSY!

THIS... THIS IS WAR! I'M A CITY-STATE, I TELL YOU!

A CITY-STATE!

WONDERFUL! WHERE'S YOUR EMBASSY?

MY LEGS ARE FARMLAND! MY ARSE IS A PALACE!

WHAT'S A REGION NEED TO DO TO GET RECOGNISED IN THIS TOWN?

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Always use diplomatic condoms- nobody is immune.
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I had that Cult song stuck in my head the whole time.