seduction
Page 1
NO
GHOST!
HAT RACK!
AW, COME ON!
FRUITVIKING!
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DO YOU HAVE ANY... SECRETS YOU WANNA TELL THE FRUITVIKING?
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- The melon helm protects from and encourages fruit-bat attack.
- Tooltip
- You need to shout, sorry. Fruitviking forgot the ear-holes.
Page 2
'COS FRUITVIKINGS LOOOOOOVE SECRETS. AW YEAH.
OH GO OOOON WHO'S GONNA BELIEVE A FRUITVIKING?
OKAY, THERE IS A WEAPON THAT CAN KILL THE FUNWORM
GOSH, THAT IS SOOOO INTERESTING
WELL...
I DON'T KNOW IF I SHOULD SAY...
IT'S IN THE TOWER OF INNUENDO, SOUTH END OF THE PAVILLION. BUT YOU'LL NEVER ANSWER THE GUARDIAN'S JOKE!
TELL ME THE ANSWER TO THE JOKE
AND WHERE DO I FIND THIS CURLY SWORD?
NEVER! HA HA HAAAA!
BUT... THAT WOULD TOTALLY SPOIL THE COMEDY
IT'S... IT'S CALLED THE CURLY SWORD
'A STICK' THE ANSWER IS 'A STICK'
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- Fruit, punch.
- Tooltip
- Little is known about fruitviking culture, as they built only with fruit.
Page 3
SAY IT AGAIN!
LOUDER, BITCH!
A STICK!
000
A MOTHER FUCKING STIIIIIIICK!
AW YEAH. THAT IS GOOOOD SECRETS
ALSO, I LOST SOME STRAWBERRIES UP YOUR ARSE. PROBABLY THEY'LL COME OUT BY THEMSELVES
YEAH, THEY DEFINITELY DO
YOU KNOW SO MUCH GOOD STUFF!
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- Visit your local fruit-based re-enactment society for more details.
- Tooltip
- Pour some fructose on me, Fruitviking.