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Calculus

2026-08-23

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DON'T

WHAT?

YOU SEE?

SEX ISN'T LIKE SEX

SO DON'T TRY

AND BE SEXY

SEX ISN'T SEXY!

DO THE MATH!

LIKE RED ISN'T REDDISH!

SO WHAT? YOU'RE TRYING TO MAKE MATH

SEXY?

NO!

DO THE FUCKING MATH!

I'M TRYING TO MAKE SEX MATHY

IT IS SEX

DURING SEX

SEXY IS WHATEVER YOU DO WHILE YOU'RE FUCKING

WHY ARE

THAT'S BACKWARD!

YOU TELLING ME THIS?

IS ANYONE ELSE SUDDENLY EXCITED BY ALGEBRA?

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