freebird
NOT ALWAYS BUT OCCASIONALLY
I ONLY TURN BACK WHEN THE EAGLE COMES
DON'T WORRY- I'M NOT ASKING YOU TO JERK AN EAGLE OFF
I HAVE A SPECIALIST WHO DOES THAT
IF THE EAGLE GETS OUT, NEXT THING I KNOW I'M UP A TREE
I TURN INTO AN EAGLE AS I COME JUST CLOSE UP THE WINDOWS AND DROP THIS OFF AT THE ADDRESS ON THE FRONT
OH
GOD YES I'M...
JUST DON'T LET THE EAGLE ESCAPE
ON TOP OF ANOTHER EAGLE WHO HAS NO IDEA WHAT'S HAPPENING
THANK YOU ALPHONSE. WONDERFUL WORK
ALWAYS A PLEASURE, SIR
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- When fucking an eagle always use a condor
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