Surprise Party

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CAN I GRAB YOUR DICK WHEN YOU'RE NOT EXPECTING IT?

SURE,

BUT I'M KIND OF EXPECTING IT NOW

THAT'S WHAT I'M INTO

OH, IT ISN'T GOING TO HAPPEN NOW

IT WILL HAPPEN...

IT ISN'T GOING TO HAPPEN SOON

STILL SORT OF EXPECTING IT

WHEN YOU LEAST EXPECT IT

FUCK'S SAKE

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the element of unsurprising

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alertness is such an unattractive quality