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2013-01-06

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I'M READY, DARK LADY, TO GO FORTH AND SEDUCE HUMAN FEMALES!

HAVE YOU GAZED INTO THEIR HEARTS AND SEEN WHAT WOMEN DESIRE MOST?

YES M'LADY- THEY CRAVE BACK RUBS AND SCENTED CANDLES AND CONTROL OVER THEIR OWN LIVES

FOOL! THEY WANT BIG FAT COCKS! WHO HAVE YOU BEEN LISTENING TO?

WELL...

HUMAN FEMALES. WE SURVEYED THEM EXTENSIVELY

20000

YOU DON'T SURVEY WOMEN! YOU SEDUCE THE TRUTH OUT OF THEM! WITH BIG FAT COCKS!

AW. DON'T YOU WORRY ABOUT BIAS. FORCE-FEED THIS LITTLE GUY BUTTER 'TIL HE GETS REALLY REALLY FAT. THEN YOU CAN GO SEDUCE HUMAN FEMALES

WON'T THAT EXPOSE YOU TO MASSIVE COCK BIAS?

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bromofluorocarbons?
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Yeah, that's right. They study statistics in hell.