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Goddess Extraction

2013-01-13

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BRING OUT THE GODDESS IN ME!

THAT'S JUST SUPERSTITION! THERE'S NO GODDESS IN ANYONE!

OH, BUT THERE IS SOMETHING DEEP INSIDE ME- SOMETHING BIG AND STRANGE AND RAVENOUS!

SOUNDS LIKE YOU'VE GOT A TAPEWORM

HEY! I CAN GET SOMEBODY ELSE TO BRING OUT MY GODDESS, PAL

OHMYGOD- SOMETHING'S COMING...

I AM THE TAPE- WORM GODDESS. YOUR LOVE HAS FREED ME AND I WILL GRANT YOU EACH A WISH

I'D LIKE TO FORGET I SAW THIS, PLEASE

YEAH, ME TOO

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Try not to bring the goddess of destruction out of anyone.
Tooltip
You can get goddesses from undercooked meat.