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True Slut Adventures

2012-12-23

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True Slut Adventures OH YES, SLUT! OOH! I'M

I'M

HEARING YOU DESCRIBING WITH MY EARS EVERYTHING ALSO MY PENIS AS IT HAPPENS!

IS HARDLIKE A PUZZLE!

I'M LOOKING AROUND THE ROOM TO SEE IF YOU WERE TALKING TO ME IN THIRD PERSON OR IF SOMEONE ELSE IS HERE

SHE'S SO HOT I'M SQUIRTING WET JISSOM EVERYWHERE!

OH GOD, IT'S SO BIG INSIDE OF ME, IT'S YOUR CHILD!

OKAY, YOU'VE SKIPPED SOME BITS I WAS LOOKING

FORWARD TO.

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OH GOD I WONDER IF HE KNOWS HOW WET I AM IN THE PUSSY?

OH GOD YES OUR ADULT CHILDREN HAVE JOBS NOW AND ARE TOTALLY LOOKING AFTER US!

BIG FUKKEN HATS AND SHIT. HATS OF... FAT!

DESCRIBE WHAT THEY'RE WEARING!

HEY, I WAS GOING

I'M SQUIRTING YOUR WET BABIES ALL OVER THE ROOM!

HAHAA! SERIOUSLY-

TO SAY THAT, BUT NOT YET!

AAAAH!

DICK BEES!

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1000

HOW DID THEY GET IN THERE?

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