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Geewoks

2013-11-17

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COULD YOU BE A GEEWOK?

THAT'S G-W-O-K A GHOST WITHOUT KNOWING!

YOU'RE THINKING "OF COURSE I'M NOT!"

TRAPPING YOU IN AN ENDLESS, HOPELESS NIGHTMARE?

SHIT! THAT GUY WHO WAS HERE... HE'S GONE!

HAHA! NO. I WAS JUST STANDING OFF TO THE SIDE!

BUT SERIOUSLY- IS YOUR LIFE REPETITIVE? MEANINGLESS? DEPRESSING?

I KNOW MINE IS!

BUT ALL GEEWOKS THINK THAT

WELL PROBABLY YOU'RE A GEEWOK!

SITHRAK WOULD DO THAT KIND OF THING TO YOU!

WHAT A RELIEF! MY AWFUL LIFE IS DUE TO A CURSE, NOT BAD DECISIONS ON MY PART!

WAS HE... A GEEWOK?

SITHRAK! THE GOD THAT HATES YOU!

LET HIM INTO YOUR HEART. BLAME HIM FOR EVERYTHING

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knock knock knock - flaming skull delivery
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I've achieved way more as a ghost than I ever did in life, in terms of opening doors for no reason.