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Justice

2011-10-09 · 2 pages

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O! THAT WAS

WELCOME TO THE BOUDOIR OF THE...

OOH! OH MY GOODNESS! OO! OUCH!

A GOOD ONE! WELL DONE!

I'M DOING IT WRONG, AREN'T I?

DIE, MURDERER!

I... SUPPOSE I DON'T REALLY FIND THIS SORT OF THING SEXY...

THIS ISN'T FOREPLAY!

HUE SCHUF SCHLIT

WELL, OFF

I... WHAT?

YOU GO!

I'M HERE FOR JUSTICE!

IT'S JUSTICE

YOU WANT, RIGHT?

HE SEEMS

NICE

OOOH! YOU'RE IN THE WRONG PLACE! I'LL GET YOU A MAP!

I... YES. YES I DO.

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Snow Queen cookies.
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She's just ice!

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WELCOME TO THE OUBLIETTE OF JUSTICE, SIR.

PLEASE. PLEASE SIR, PLEASE. BEAT ME. I'M READY NOW, SIR.

I'VE COME ABOUT MY PARENTS... THEY, UH...

PISS ON ME. NOW PLEASE SIR. NOW.

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HER LADYSHIP WILL RECEIVE YOU SOON.

THIS ISN'T JUSTICE! YOU PEOPLE ARE ALL BULLSHIT!

SIR SEEMS CONFUSED. PERHAPS SIR IS IN NEED OF ENLIGHTENMENT

QUESTIONS ARE SAND IN A BOWL OF RICE. POVERTY IS THE DAUGHTER OF THE SILK MERCHANT.

I'M NOT STUPID, YOU KNOW! JUST BECAUSE I DON'T UNDERSTAND YOU DOESN'T MAKE ME STUPID!

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just use the automap
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The sauna of enlightenment will make you sweat.