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Appeal to heaven

2014-05-18

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FOR I AM WEARING ARMOUR BUT IT IS VERY SLUTTY ARMOUR INDEED!

SO, LITTLE BOY, YOU SEEK THE GODDESS' FAVOUR WITH A COSTUME?

MIGHTY GODDESS OF SEX AND WAR, GRANT ME VICTORY IN BATTLE!

YOU THINK I WAS BORN WITH THESE DICK-SUCKING LIPS?

I'VE TALKED OFF THE MOUNTAIN! FISTED THE WIND!

YOU THINK YOU CAN FLOUNCE IN, STRIKE A POSE AND TRIUMPH?

SLUTTY ISN'T WHAT YOU WEAR- SLUTTY IS IN THE HEART!

OKAY, THAT

IS ACTUALLY PRETTY HOT

NO! I SUCKED ENDLESS DICK FOR YEARS!

I'VE HAD THINGS UP IN ME THAT MEN TREMBLE TO NAME!

KA- CLIK

SHINK!

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Make love, also war.
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Only God can judge how hot I am.