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Return of the Illusionist OR IS IT?

2014-05-11

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SO, YOU THINK YOU ARE FELLATING THE ILLUSIONIST? LOOK AGAIN! THAT'S JUST A CARROT!

FOOL! ORAL SEX IS THE ULTIMATE ILLUSION!

BECAUSE SPEECH IS THE ULTIMATE ILLUSION!

DON'T TELL ME TO SHUT UP! I'M YOU!

WHAT? WHO AM I THEN?

YOU'RE THE LADY FELLATING ME

HOW ARE YOU TALKING WITH A CARROT IN YOUR MOUTH?

UH-

SHUT UP! YOU CAN'T CALL EVERYTHING THE ULTIMATE ILLUSION

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The illusionist gave me amazing orgasms but I think they might have been fake