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Number 1 Dad

2014-05-25

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CONGRATULATIONS!

IT'S A GIRL!

WHAT? YOUR BABY! IT'S A GIRL!

WHAT ARE YOU INSINUATING?

HEY?

ARE YOU IMPLYING THAT I MIGHT LIKE TO FUCK THIS BABY?

NO NO- I JUST SAID YOU'VE GOT A GIRL

AND WHY WOULD I NEED TO KNOW THAT IF I DIDN'T WANT TO FUCK HER?

I DON'T KNOW!

WELL SHUT UP, THEN! AND NEXT TIME YOU WANT TO PIMP A BABY, DON'T USE MINE

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Scream my name
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Patient Zero and Number One Dad hate each other.