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2013-03-24

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TRESPASSER! DEFILER! I UNLEASH MY ANCIENT AND TERRIBLE CURSE!

SILENCE!

THE CURSE DESCENDS! YOU ARE NOW THE SUPREME FELLATOR!

THE BEST

I... DON'T

UNDERSTAND

IN THE WORLD AT BLOWJOBS! WHY THAT'S A CURSE, TO BE

HONEST

OHHH YOU WILL...

ONCE YOU HAD A LIFE! YOU HAD DREAMS!

SHIT!

WHAT?

WELL,

I'VE NEVER SUCKED COCK BEFORE

SQUANDER YOUR TALENT? UNTHINKABLE!

YOU ARE THE BEST! THE VERY VERY BEEESSSSTTTT...

APPARENTLY I'M NOW A WORLD CHAMPION! YEAH? AT WHAT?

NOW YOU'RE JUST THE BLOWJOB GUY!

NOTHING

AS LONG AS I DON'T START, IT NEVER BECOMES A PROBLEM

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