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2024-06-30

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OH FUCK I'M SOOOOO FILTHY

HAVE YOU BEEN ROLLING IN MUD?

SHUT UP AND LATHER ME

LOOK, IT'S NOT THAT I DON'T APPRECIATE THE SEX

AWWW YEAH IT GETS ALL OVER THE PLACE

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I NEED A GOOOD HARD SCRUB

AW YEAH I'M SO NAUGHTY. NAUGHTY AND DIRTY

I LIKED IT BETTER WHEN YOU WERE SEXUALLY AROUSED BY CARPENTRY

AAALL THIS NASTY GRIME ON ME. ALL OVER MY ASS

EXACTLY! WHERE ARE ALL THE BIRDS GOING TO LIVE NOW?

BUT IT TAKES SO LONG TO CLEAN UP

ALL MY BOOKS ARE RUINED

NO THAT WAS WEIRD, SORRY

THOSE BIRD-HOUSES ARE SO FILTHY

RIGHT UP INSIDE MY DIRTY WET

ASS

I'M JUST GOING TO HAVE A BATH

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Soon afterwards I took up soap-carving