Fashionably late
I'VE MADE A NEW ANIMAL THAT'S ALSO A PARABLE!
A SNAIL THAT'S SO RISK-AVERSE IT NEVER COMES OUT OF ITS SHELL
WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT?
WON'T THAT BE A LOT OF WORK?
EVENTUALLY IT STARVES TO DEATH!
UUUGH.
I GUESS
I'M THINKING OF TAKING WEDNESDAYS OFF AS WELL
NO IT'S GREAT, LORD.
VERY POIGNANT
...BUT?
BECAUSE I'M GOD YOU LITTLE SHIT!
WELL... HOW WILL THE SPECIES SURVIVE?
I'LL MAGICALLY MAKE NEW ONES WHEN THE OLD ONES DIE
HEY, IT'S NICE OUT HERE
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