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2024-06-23

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WHY DON'T YOU COME RIIGHT ON UP HERE

FUCK ME 'TIL I CAN HARDLY WALK

WHO

ME?

YEAH YOU! WEDGE THAT BIG HARD DICK

YEAH

IT IS

BUT... YOU'RE

SO HOT

DEEP INSIDE ME

AW. DON'T BE HARD ON

YOURSELF

IT'S REALLY NOT THAT BIG

NOW OIL IT UP AND BRING

IT OVER

AND I'M NOT

I'M JUST TRYING TO BE REALISTIC

WHY DON'T YOU REALISTICALLY

BURY YOUR FACE IN MY TITTIES?

YOU KNOW WHAT DOES FEEL RIGHT?

NO, WAIT

I'M... PLANNING TO KILL AND EAT YOU DURING SEX

THIS DOESN'T FEEL RIGHT

OKAY- I'M LEAVING

RIIIGHT SO THERE IS SOMETHING IN IT FOR YOU

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Carnivorous plants are quite nice. It's the herbivorous ones that are trouble.