Zoorp
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BECAUSE AFTER YOU'VE SEEN XOVUVOX'S TRANSCENDENT SEX ACADEMY...
ZOORP
ARE YOU STILL FUCKING THE OLD-FASHIONED
WAY?
NO WE DO ANAL AND STUFF BUT SOMETIMES...
BORING OLD MEAT SEX WON'T BE WORTH DOING!
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
FIRST FIVE SECONDS FREE!
WELL STOP!
- Alt text
- can I do it by correspondence?
- Tooltip
- xovuvox auditioned for 'Tron' but didn't get called back
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CALL MY NAME WHEN YOU WANT TO SIGN UP
FUUUUCK- WHAT DOES IT COST?
WELL, I CAN'T GO BACK TO MEAT-FUCKING
WAY TOO MUCH
WANNA PLAY CHECKERS?
ZOORP
ARE YOU STILL PLAYING CHECKERS THE OLD-FASHIONED WAY?
FUCK
OFF
- Alt text
- do I get to pick my own sex name?
- Tooltip
- I'm coming but not in the three-dimensional sense of the euphemism