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the Ermine Shadow

2017-04-02

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I AM YOUR KING, IN DISGUISE, COME AMONG YOU TO OBSERVE YOUR NEEDS

RIGHT- BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE BURGLING US

THANKS! I'M IN DISGUISE AS A THIEF!

I'VE MADE THIS LIST OF THINGS YOU MIGHT NEED

BARS ON

THE WINDOWS, NEW SILVERWARE, MAYBE A CROSSBOW

OH, WE'VE GOT A CROSSBOW

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WELL THEN... STRIKE OUT 'CROSSBOW' AND WRITE 'NEW KING'

MAYBE A SMARTER

ONE NEXT

TIME

HAAAAA...

YOU DON'T GET

TO CHOOSE

Alt text
a parable by soren kierkegaard
Tooltip
Next week I was going to disguise myself as a dog, to find out what dogs like.