Young Adult Fiction
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HEY, WARRIOR PRINCESS LOLITA, YOU'RE ROYALTY-
MY MOTHER WAS TOO CLASSY FOR VAGINAL BIRTH
SO SHE HIRED A WIZARD TO TELEPORT ME FROM THE WOMB
WHY WERE YOU RAISED AMONG COMMON FOLK?
BUT THEN WHY DO YOU HAVE ELITE WARRIOR SKILLS?
I'M A PRINCESS SO I'M JUST BETTER THAN EVERYONE
BUT THE WIZARD WAS DRUNK AND TRANSPORTED ME TO A TURNIP FARM
SCHTOOOF!
QUICK,
WARRIOR PRINCESS! LOOK AFTER THIS!
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- we had lighter floating rocks but they're in space now
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- I hope 'Obstetrician' is a wizard subclass in the next edition of D&D
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...JUST HOW HANDSOME I AM?
OH MY GOD! WHY DIDN'T YOU SAVE THAT BABY?
EH, THEY'RE ALWAYS TRYING TO TRICK YOU INTO KIDS
WELL ARE YOU READY FOR...
GET BUSY PARENTING, FORGET TO SMASH THE PARASITIC SUPER-ELITE
OH MY GOD STICK YOUR PENIS IN ME NOW
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- who will bring up baby?
- Tooltip
- a crevasse is not a creche
Page 3
HA HA HAAA MY PENIS IS SECRETLY FULL OF BABIES!
HOW MANY TIMES, ENTRENCHED RULING CLASS? I'M NOT LOOKING AFTER YOUR STUPID BABIES!
I'M COMING TO YOUR FLYING CASTLE, KLEPTOCRATS! IVORY IS A TERRIBLE
BUILDING MATERIAL!
I COULD FLY ALL ALONG BUT CHOSE NOT TO!
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- A fictional character can do anything if she believes in herself
- Tooltip
- To be honest, we weren't paying attention during sex ed.
Page 4
WOW, IT'S SHITTY UP HERE
YOU SHOULD SPEND LESS ON OPPRESSING THE COMMON PEOPLE
YOU'RE RIGHT! FROM NOW ON WE'LL STOP MAKING WEAPONS, START BUILDING SCHOOLS AND HOSPITALS
NO DICE, FUCKSTAIN!
MORE ON PUBLIC WORKS
WHOLE LOT OF PEOPLE DIED TODAY, PRINCESS
EH, I DUNNO. YOU JUST HAVE TO FOLLOW YOUR HEART
WAS IT WORTH IT?
MINE SAYS TO
STAB PEOPLE
My
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- stabbing solves some problems, brings others
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- Say hi to Pluto, plutocrats